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Manager: Do you think you can have this video done tomorrow?
Me: Probably, at least a rough cut
Manager: Great! I'm going to sit in with you for part of the day
Me (internally): Nevermind

Nearly sent out an email saying “I’ve included a couple of placenta options” instead of “placement options” 😨

Why is that even an option in the autocorrect database?

One of these days it’s going to lead to me just replacing my mom’s computer.

Ah yes, the classic parental “Can you take a look at my computer” that leads to an OS update.

Just found my new favorite line of text in the man page for `diskutil`:

"If a disk is partially damaged in just a certain unlucky way…"

Xcode really doesn't need to throw up a dialogue box every time my Playground fails to compile.

Looks like it's time to rebuild the backend of Geolocator with a new understanding of how to more efficiently use exiftool.

To be fair, it's just a documentation wiki we abandoned for a different solution that we're now taking a look at again.

Me: Ok, let's get some coding done!
Brain: Yes, let's do it!
Me: *fingers on keyboard*
Brain: LOLWUT!?

I'm getting that itch to completely rebuild my website. Possibly with my own static site generation engine.

Why do I do this to myself? It's a bad idea. I need to be stopped.

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Icosahedron
stained glass, 12"x12"

light table view; direct lighting on work table

My first stained glass commission! Very pleased with it and happy to have had the business.

#art

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Y'all are always so supportive so I thought I'd do a giveaway ✨
Win an enamel pin AND this original watercolor!
Boost & follow to enter
Ends on april 10th

You can also buy the pins here: anaisfae.art/product67-Enamel-

It takes effort to make software that's this bad of a platform citizen and requires this response to a bug.

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Search query: "how to quit my job and just mess around on random things for a living"

Messing around with tooling around EXIF metadata. I figure my sanity is pretty much a write-off at this point.

I published a new blog post about adding a counter to a URL in Swift last night.

emorydunn.com/blog/2019/04/02/

One of these days I'm going to post more regularly.

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Them: Wow, this vegetarian shepherd's pie is really good

Me: I know, I can't believe it doesn't have any real shepherd in it!

After much research I've concluded that all additive manufacturing processes hate me.

Additional research has also concluded that subtractive manufacturing processes "couldn't care less" about me.

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