someone: *asks about online backup*
me: Online backup is the greatest thing since sliced bread and will literally save your life. You should _never_ be without a current online backup.
me: *goes to check how many terabytes I'm storing*
me: *forgot to reinstall the software a month ago*
@emorydunn In the end it turns out you forgot to make a copy of the backup software and now you can't find the original.
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